Can’t stand the long queues at the trial room? Does visiting malls seem like visiting the devil? In short, if shopping is not your cup of tea then this article surely is. We get you the best 7 ways to escape shopping and avoid being suffocated with shopaholics.
Open your mouth as wide as you can. Show the world your epiglottis and let out a loud moan. You can also wave your arms, rub your eyes or do anything that evokes the fear of embarrassing company. . Repeat this and trust me, no shopaholic will be interested in having you around. If they insist, put your might into the yawns and they will be gone in no time.
2. Faint Act
Recollect famous bollywood sequences of gloriously sick actors. Copy them and act like you are so ill that if you take a step forward you are sure to faint. This will convince people that you can’t take shopping anymore and inspire them to spare you.
3. Linger around!
The most brilliant tactic. When at your saturation, stand outside a lingerie store and start staring at people. No one will never want to take you shopping again!
4. Broke Mode
This is a classic. Show your empty pockets. Switch on your no-money-mode the moment someone asks you for shopping. No money means No more shopping invites!
5. Food Bug
This is an extreme tactic. Just get your foodie side out and while your partner choose to shop, you choose to eat! After that burp around loudly while your partner is checking out various clothes. And you will agree that binging on food than clothes will taste better.
6. Emergency Call
Yes! The safest escape route. Fudge a call or fix one. Just one urgent call by your mom, dad, boss or any alien. You pick it & you RUNNNN…
7. Play Matchmaker!
This is like the nail in the coffin ! You surely know more than 1 person who absolutely loves shopping from your vast social circle. The best thing to do is to introduce them to each other. They will bond like twins who got lost in the fair during their childhood and never call you again to join in their shopping escapades.