So we woman are not as complex as to understand till you know some basic rules. So here is a list of 10 sure short questions and their probable answers which you should never ask your girlfriend for. Read and SHARE with your other friends to save them the plight!
Have you put on weight?: This question is a sure short NO-NO unless you want to get yourself a strict stern and be in the not-being-talked to zone.
Aren’t you wearing too much of make up?: No make up is too much make up ever! For woman looking gorgeous is what matters the most. If it is without make up well and good. If not it is never too much make up!
Why do you ALWAYS take so long to dress up?: Refer to point 2 where we have to always look extremely stunning. Hence, too much time to dress up is a must.
Don’t you think that dress makes you look fat?: No it does not. Even if it does just say we look gorgeous. That dress has taken 2 hours for me to dress up, so unless you want to wait 2 hours more for the new dressing up, do not say this.
What is your bra size?: What? Why? I mean are you going to buy us an amazing Victoria Secrets lingerie? If the answer is yes, then get us a VS gift card and never think of buying us lingerie without us.
Don’t you think you should avoid on that ice cream?: No. I think I should avoid you. Why on earth will I ever avoid ice-creams? It is ice-cream after all.
Isn’t it too early for us to be thinking about moving in?: If anything, this question should be for us to ask you. If we have decided to move in together then for sure we know it is not too early to move in.
Doesn’t the house look too messed up?: Really? You noticed? Brilliant. Then get off your lazy ass and clean it right away.
Are you again going to watch The Notebook for millionth time?: Duh. Without thinking. And will cry again. It is Ryan Gosling. Nobody can ever get too much of Ryan Gosling of course.
Let us forget about the fight and go to bed?: Go to bed means make out and NO! I do not want to fight and then go to bed without discussing just to make out with you in a bad mood. We can probably discuss it right now and then go to bed for some make-up sex! What say?
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